Official Software for Unofficial Drama
The parody Apple operating system that gamifies interpersonal grievances. Generate itemized emotional invoices, thermal cash register slips, and celebrity PR apologies with zero database footprint.
Launch PettyOS →PettyPay & Thermal Receipts
Bill friends for unpaid emotional labor, arriving 45 minutes late to brunch, or sending 9-minute unsegmented voice notes. Exports into vintage thermal cash register slips parodying @albumreceipts, complete with compounding late-fee counters.
Petty FICO™ & Stage NDAs
Audit interpersonal reliability with the Petty FICO emotional credit score (300 to 850). Enforce secret talking stages with legal Hollywood Non-Disclosure Agreements, complete with drawn finger signatures and red wax seals.
100% Client-Side Architecture
Operates without databases or persistent storage. Complete document payloads, itemized damages, and signatures are compressed directly into URL query parameters via LZ-String, ensuring infinite horizontal scalability at $0 hosting costs.
✓ 100% Client-Side Privacy
✓ URL-Compressed State